Put Your "Crummy" Gifts in Our Boxes

If the product existed: $249 - but for just the box:
$7.99 plus $5 S&H
Box is 12 x 9 x 4 inches
Need to order more for office gifting or party favors?
Additional boxes shipped at a discount.
Over 10 boxes, call us for a quote.
Toll Free: 855-4-BOGUS-2
(855-426-4872)
Click below to see more of the gag gift box.
How It's Supposed to Work
Basically, by inserting 4 AAA batteries (also not included), the camera/camcorder will fire up. Next you download our free app (NI = Not Included) for your cell phone. Once our fictitious text app is downloaded, you can use your smartphone to control the little camera on top of your pet's helmet. Of course it will work on any pet! If fake, so it's anything we want it to be.
There are no upgrades for this product, because basically we've thought of everything. Just think of your smartphone as a remote controller that moves the camera on your pet's head. Send you little charmer next door to your neighbor's house and you can snoop around all you want until the product get's popular. If your neighbor asks, just tell him or her that the dog has issues and thinks it's a news videographer, and you're just playing along.
Voice Commands
Actually, that's something we forgot to include. You should be able to speak through your phone and send commands to your pet. Not that it will listen to you. We'll have to figure out how to kept your pet sane if one of your toddlers gets a hold of your phone. We'll consult with our Pet Advisory Board, and it'll be in the next release (unless someone steals our idea first).
Testimonials
"Salty led us right up to the bank robbers hideout with her PetCAM360. She's a real hero here in Boston. Wish more pets would take the initiative and help us out." -- Detective Paula., Boston, MA
"We were thrilled to meet Bandit's friends. It was like being at Lady's birthday party with him (see photo Bandit took on the back of the box). Thank you PetCAM360 for letting us share Bandit's life." (see photo on the box) -- The McDonald Family, Farmville, IA
"Thanks to Benji, we finally caught the person stealing from our Billy's piggy bank." (see crime photo on the box) Jan & Roy M.
Photo Above Courtesy of Alessandro Petrini's Dog Using our Fake PetCAM360 .
"When I played back the photo's from my dog's travels with his new PetCAM360 camera last night, I was absolutely amazed at what he captured.
Thank you PetCAM360 for helping my dog achieve his dog-life dream of becoming a professional pet photographer." Alessandro Petrini, Italy
Photo on Left is Courtesy of Alessandro Petrini's Dog Using our Fake PetCAM360 .
"We really don't want to know who this dog is." BogusBoxes.com - no address furnished
Talented Design Staff Working on Our Second Box
Watch one of our top designers in action as our second gag gift box comes to life before you eyes.
Well almost. We made some changes to it. The drugs were still wearing off her.
Oh well. At least we came up with enough money to bail her out of jail.
Upcoming Products
Of course we have upcoming products. Do you think we're going to tell you about them ahead of time so that you can steal them? ROTFLMAO. And 'no', we don't provide the definition for ROTFLMAO on our ExhausTXT gag gift box because it's way too long to fit on our fictitious ExhausTXT unit. Here's a clue: Rolling on the floor, laughing...
Summary, Shipping, and Stuff Like That
Okay. That pretty much covers it. So how about parting with the lousy $7.99 we're asking for the box? And don't complain about shipping costs. Call the Post Office and ask them why it costs almost as much as the damn fake gift box. At least we're a lot less expensive than our competitors, whose prank gift boxes suck. That pricing advantage should last as long as the owner's cousins can't find work at shipping companies that pay minimum wage. They haven't figured out that addressing, packing and shipping a box for 10 cents each, only pays them about 50 cents an hour. We told them that they should be able to do 300 boxes an hour and they'll make $30/hour. They haven't stopped thanking us. ID10Ts.
Our Chief Financial Officer wanted us to remind you of this: If you'd like to buy both boxes, which is what we are secretly hoping, go back to our home page and order the combo pack. We significantly discount shipping on the second box, because the Post Office scales aren't that accurate, and we're making a killing on the handling with the owner's cousins.